Since I want to compete with the big boys, moi went to Gold Reef City to gamble last Friday.
At that stage the month end was a long way away.
To my surprise there was also a beauty contest. Not Miss Ellerines, to those who are from small towns...
They were looking for Miss Unmentionable.
# Couldn’t believe my eyes when I bumped into kwaito king Arthur Mafokate being surrounded by arbs and D-listers.
For a change, Arthur was minus Chomee.
What happened Lolo? Was she scared she had too much competition from the young women who were parading there?
Hun, you are a brand – definitely bigger than Zama.
# Trust Iko Mash to be at any local event. Shim was wearing a red dress.
Valentine’s Day hangover? Overheard Malaika’s driver Bongani saying your legs are very strong.
Of course, dude! Miss Mash is a man. Duh.
# Speaking of the award-winning Afro-pop duo Malaika, Bongani and Tshedi gave a stunning performance.
Tshedi is actually revealing her other side – which is minus the dreadlocks she wore for almost a decade. The new look actually suits you better. Nice and fresh.
# She quipped to the crowd that the group would be on a 10-day tour of the US .
Have a safe and happy trip. And since this is your first trip to the US, make sure you come back in time for the Samas in April.
# Khabonina was dying to get on stage and show us a thing or two. But the organisers only gave us DJ Ganyani to make us dance.
Must admit Ganyani knows his stuff and he matures like wine.
At least he was able to perform the whole set, unlike in Meadowlands, Soweto in December when the show he organised was cancelled.
# Blast from the past Claire Mawisa, the former Simunye presenter, was said to be the organiser.
Sisi, next time organise better sound and food.
Maybe if you cut those dreads and put on some fake hair you will think straight.
# How I love Bucie of Ngicel’ Indoda fame.
The petite girl was all over the show and a hit with the arbs, who wanted to pose with her.
Your time has come, lovey. Stick with me to become famous and tour the world.
# Ask Koyo. About a decade ago he was a wannabe, but he’s now a brand in social circles.
Shwashwi was the first to write about shim and the other 3Sum members, Amstel and Jeff.
# My new boys on the block, Oh My Gosh Tshepo and his musical partner Power, are like honey. I saw girls following them, even when they went to the loo.
# Was that Marc Rantseli I saw in your company? Of the old MarcAlex? You still look good, my bro.
# Must admit that rapper Stoan Seate will still have a career after Bongo Maffin. He did a sterling job as a soloist. You’re also doing a great job representing Carducci.
Looks like their suits were specially tailored for you.
Am getting too jealous.
